The Sleeze Tribune

A DARKER PAST

Lichael Mee is known by most people as a mild-mannered principal of the international school GAI, but is this the real Mr. Mee? This reporter interviewed the illustrious Mr. Mee and found things that just don’t add up.

Mr. Mee said, “I had no concept of working overseas to begin with...” But something made him move: was it just a need for a change, or maybe a prescription of R and R or could it be something even more sinister? He said he left in a hurry; he had to get out fast, could this be because of some tangle with the law?

Mr. Mee has an African-American accent. Even his closest friends attest to the fact. Most people believe that he is Korean-American, but is that really true? Shocking evidence has recently been unveiled that Mr. Mee might be African-American himself. Plastic surgery can do wonders for someone. He speaks with no hint of a Korean accent. (Sorry Mr. Mee but you should have done your homework before trying to pull a fast one on us. We know our Korean accents!) Mr. Mee himself said, “I am probably the most African-American in this school.” Was that just a passing comment, or was it hinting at a much darker past? What does this mean? Why did Mr. Mee have to change his face and move overseas in a hurry?

In our exclusive interview with Lichael Mee we discovered that he spent some time in a Russian bathhouse talking to someone shrouded in mystery (and steam). Could this unknown character be part of the mob or an international spy?

These are the schools where Mr. Mee taught:
Korean language school
GAI
Blackmany-trees-in-one-area Academy

Look closely! Taking the first letter of each school spells out KGB! Is this a coincidence? I think not. Also, on his tombstone he wants the words, “Inspired by one, he expired many!” What does that mean?! He expired many? How many people has he already expired?!
Mr. Mee also revealed that he had no dreams as a child except to be a runner. Could this be simply because he was expecting to be incarcerated at an early age along with all his gang friends or could it possibly mean that even at an early age Lichael Mee knew that he was destined for a life on the run?

It is possible that coming to GAI Lichael Mee is trying to turn over a new leaf. However, eyewitnesses claim that outside the school Mr. Mee was seen ducking out of sight into a manhole so no one could see what he was up to; one witness claims that Mee has pulled this trick more than once.

So, Mr. Mee are you really the mild-mannered man you expect us to believe you are, or is there a much darker past and present that you keep hidden behind your big smile and warm demeanor? You aren’t fooling us! Watch out Mr. Mee! We are on to you.