A talking egg has been found dead at the base of the castle walls. The whole event is shrouded in mystery. So many unanswered questions surround this unfortunate event. How could this egg talk? Was he a genetically modified freak? And why the heck would anyone name him Humpty Dumpty? The biggest question of all was what's with the king's horses and king's men!? Where was the doctor? Where was the surgeon? Instead they had hoofed beasts and pompous nobility randomly trying to fix a genetically enhanced egg. This is one thing I can't believe has been overlooked. If this event doesn't prove an incompetent government, then I don't know what will.
We have had a statement from Humpty Dumpty's best friend, Woot Woot, who claims that Humpty had a knack for sitting on high places and if he fell, then he must have been pushed. Who would have wanted to hurt this egg? Did he owe someone money? or was it just an unfortunate accident? Speculation continues but nothing is certain.
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